OMG! feet

ok. the moms have funny feet. not like mine at all. furless. longer. softer. weirder. i didn't notice them at first, but now i want to catch them. i think they are so strange. they are always changing too. one minute they are pink another they are white and kind of fuzzy. and other times they get hard black shells on them or colorful coats. it's just too much. i have to talk to those feet and tell them they should not be so changing.

i tried to talk to food moms feet yesterday. but she didn't like that. they threw me into the hall. but i didn't give up. i kept trying. and then threw me again. further. i was frustrated. i went into sleep moms room to sulk.

but there were a lot of feet over yesterday. at first, a very small human with little everything came and he chased me around and sometimes he was gentle and sometimes he hit me. i started avoiding him. but the small thing would not go away. i thought clean mom would put him away somewhere. clean mom is the mom who was new. but anyway. then food mom put me in the box room. with my food. and my toys. and my sand box. and they left me there. for a very very long time. i could hear strange noises from outside the room. sometimes food mom came with humans i had never seen. and they'd pet me and think i was cute. i am not cute. i am super manly. one of her friends smelled like two cats. i will meet those cats.

i was let out though. and then fed. and then i chased these floating strings and are all over the house. they are still here. hanging there. they are curly. and attached to the high end is a big round ball of color. i am confused.